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Moon in Aries: The child nurtured in a way that developed strong defences that can make the adult very defensive and wrongly see the person’s offering of support, care, and concerned personal questions a threat to defend themselves against just as injustice and cruelty is

Moon in Taurus: The child is very aware of everything that is wrong and disordered but tends to be very mature and show love by means of help and support, but it can leave an adult who is incapable or negligent regarding their own self-care and measures self-value on what they can fix and contribute

Moon in Gemini: Astute intellect and intelligence does not seem to activate until early adulthood, the extreme dysregulation and confusion during adolescence was extreme and greatly effected learning, they changed into many different people so the sense they are without an identity can follow into adulthood

Moon in Cancer: The child may have been emotional in a way that attracted the sort of attention that developed into a self-consciousness or complex about demonstrating or sharing their emotions

Moon in Leo: The highly gifted and talented child who peaked too soon, developed self-consciousness very early and easily, a strong feeling of the need to impress or succeed in order to be loved that is present in the adult

Moon in Virgo: The child is very in tune and responsive to the natural routine and temperament of the parents, especially the mother, and so a tendency to spot subtle signs of distress and unrest in people develops early

Moon in Libra: The child is a magical thinker in the sense they can believe their own actions or presence was the complete cause the adult’s bad mood or illness, it can remain a subconscious tendency throughout life

Moon in Scorpio: The child’s profound intellect, insight, and observations without way of expressing or verbalising made it can be difficult to relate with children their own age and developed a sense of exclusion or exile that remains into adulthood

Moon in Sagittarius: The child with ‘so much potential’ but 'lacking in direction, focus, motivation’ very intelligent and focused on everything but school when it was measured

Moon in Capricorn: The child who compared their abilities, intelligence, and proficiency to the adults in their lives, so comparison, self-depreciation, and feeling like they have to work harder begun here

Moon in Aquarius: The child is mismatched to the family unit in some way - possibly in temperament, appearance, qualities, and age, but the sense of being 'marked’ or 'different’ can develop into a lonely exile and dissent at humans or the uplifting knowledge of being rare and special

Moon in Pisces: Can speak an emotional and symbolic language as a child that is rarely understood and leaves the condition of feeling different or unheard, these people do not open up easily because once they start they will never stop because it’s going to pour back from the beginning

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Astrology House Stellium Guide (All 12 Houses)

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(1st House Stellium)

A person with a first house stellium can include a strong influence of Aries in their general nature.  They can be very outgoing and have strong presence in the world.  The individual can have a deep need for self-expression and to get across to the world.  More so then any other stellium the actual planets in the 1st house each can influence the general behavior and overall personality of the person.  Their personalities can be widely varied and depends upon each planets characteristic that make up the stellium.  The tightness of the conjunction the planets towards the ascendant can modify person’s physical appearance to suit the nature of those planets.  In these scenarios it can even appear that the 1st house stelliums physical nature can embody many different rising signs altogether.

A strong theme of independence is certainly embodying how life is taken on. Self-Identity tends to be the major overall theme present in the 1st house stellium.  Presenting a strong image is of the highest priority and everyone tends to know who they are and what they are about.  How the person dresses and the persona they take is very important.  These facets of who they are very much dependent upon what signs the planets in the stellium are in themselves.  The signs energy is what the individual will greatly identify with and naturally portray to the outer world with no blockages preventing the expression.

Since the personality can be overly strong and influenced by many factors in the 1st house stellium the person can seem to have many interests.  One of the best features is the dynamic nature that this individual can portray.  The planets that come across most strong can be dependent on active transits highlighting the priority on planet’s expression at the time.  The high concentration of energy before put into the self can mean the individual pursues with full force anything they are “about.”  This can lead to an aggressive go-getting personality and certainly the potential for leadership skills because they can confidently know what they are about at a given time.

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transit astrology + planets: a basic guide

☉ look to where the sun is transiting for your current call to action, what captures your main attention and importance.

☽ look to where the moon is transiting for your current feelings, why you’re reacting the way you are, and what you’re intuitive about

☿ look to where mercury is transiting for brief cycles of the mind and direct communication.

♀look to where venus is transiting for brief cycles of wants and needs, romance, and social life.

♂look to where mars is transiting for brief cycles of motivation, drive, and passion.

♃ look to where jupiter is transiting for cycles of abundance, optimism, and confidence.

♄ look to where saturn is transiting for cycles of limitations, challenges, setbacks, responsibility, order, and hard lessons

♅ look to where uranus is transiting for cycles of changes, individuality, unpredictability, and innovation.

♆ look to where neptune is transiting for cycles of creativity, confusion, idealism, and spirituality

♇ look to where pluto is transiting for cycles of transformation, income, trials and tribulations, and sexuality

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Planetary meanings in Astrology✨🌙

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Originally posted by trippy-flippy

☉ Sun: Ego, personal interests, basic likes & dislikes, who you grow into, vitality, authority, masculine, father. Rules: Leo.

- Changes sign every month. ✨

☽ Moon: emotional nature, emotional instincts & reactions, comforts, intuition, childhood, past, feminine, mother. Rules: Cancer.

- changes every 2-3 days. ✨

☿ Mercury: communication style, thinking style, learning style, curiosities & ideas. Rules: Gemini & Virgo.

- changes every 3-4 weeks. ✨

♀ Venus: life pleasures, material interests, romantic style, money, interpersonal relations, the arts, material items, business. Rules: Libra & Taurus.

- changes every 4-5 weeks. ✨

♂ Mars: animalistic side, lust, aggression, passion, sexual desire, raw instincts, drive, motivation, stamina. Rules: Aries.

- changes every 6-7 weeks. ✨

♃ Jupiter: life philosophies, ethics, morals/beliefs, education, abundance & growth,luck, religion. Rules: Sagittarius.

- changes every 12-13 months. ✨

♄ Saturn: karmic debts, boundaries & limitations, structure, time, responsibility, duty, growth. Rules: Capricorn.

- changes every 2-3 years. ✨

♅ Uranus: rebellion, individuality, freedom, unconventionality, change, revolution, the future. Rules: Aquarius.

- changes every 7 years. ✨

♆ Neptune: subconscious, dreams, creativity, imagination, illusions, trickery, spirituality, psychic ability, intuition. Rules: Pisces.

- changes every 10-12 years. ✨

♇ Pluto: transformation, spiritual change, personal growth, death, rebirth, inner growth, destruction, spiritual realm & world. Rules: Scorpio.

- changes every 12-15 years. ✨

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pisces is the queen of jupiter and neptune, so the great jupiter gurus look through the neptune looking glass and surrender the mind to the seduction of a quiet sea. but nothing is still beneath this surface, and the inner life that pisces hides is full of emotional activity, inspiration and intuition, pleasure, pain, and psychic tsunamis. mercury the messenger exiles in pisces, and this detriment tends to express when they try to explain or articulate these internal experiences through logic and language. they become lost for words and delirious on their own memory, sometimes they are disregarded or labeled irrational or nonsensical. pisces can only begin to transmute these grand experiences through abstract, sensual, artistic, or sexual mediums. the gods come to get intoxicated on the elixir of pisces and gain so much satisfaction they never leave

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Capricorn moon/venus, Cancer rising [Capricorn descending], Saturn in the 5th, Saturn in the 7th, Venus or moon conjunct/opposite/square Saturn

The Individual deeply yearns for love, but feels undeserving or too frightened of love’s consequences. Love is a responsibility that is too great. Conversely, they may seek restoration of any hollowness in their hearts through entering one relationship after another, seeking parental figures and structural guidance from these types. Love may still seem cold or distant however, as they criticize, minimize and doubt received affections, causing a restriction of their own genuine loving nature.